However, if you are an ugly nerd with big glasses don’t fret. Instead of trying to be cool, swing the pendulum the other way and go for “Crazy geek guy.” You just get some stupid outfit from Value Village and jump around like an asshole. You think girls are going to be bummed out that you were too busy learning stuff to know how to dance?
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