All right, I know we say this any time there's a nonthreatening old man in the DOs—how he's our new model for aging gracefully and etc. and all—but this vaguely native Hummel-man who's really into symmetry is it. If we don't get to be this guy for at least a couple hours before we die, we are going to wreck the shit out of heaven.
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People
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