Kids think being a hitman is all luxury suites and assembling ceramic rifle stocks on the roof of the UN, but that's just because movies never show the "paying your dues" phase where you have to reuse the same piano wire and leave enough time between garrotings to get the milk into the fridge so Lois doesn't bite your head off.
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People
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