I swear, if I have to listen to one more of these neat-freak hippies blather on about his non-chlorinated detergent or his intestine cleanser or how spic and span the walls of his anal cavity are I am going to catch his farts, hold him down, and pop them in his mouth.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening
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