Quiet nerds who are into their job and keep everything neat seem like they're missing out when you're in the middle of your drunken shithead years, but they're really so far ahead of the curve it'll be years before you realize how hard you've been shined.
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The Dark Specter of History in Memphis
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator
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Sisa Is Nasty Shit
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People
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