Taking as many drugs as you can fit in your body and putting your dick in as wide a variety of girls as possible may seem like the most pressing use of your energy right now, and it is, but keep in mind that 40 years from now when your dick’s stopped working and your body requires as many drugs as you can fit in it, what you’ll remember most are the capers. Make time for the Muttleys is all we’re getting at.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening
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