Remember how good you thought you looked before the world told you your hair was dumb, your wrists are like girls’, your nose looks weird, your tattoos are corny, rolling around in mud is for jam fans, you’re a shitty writer, and you have gum on your collarbone? You should work on getting that confidence back. It was cute.
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Get It Together, People
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