Man, it must suck getting married if you’re a girl. You spend your entire life making little scrapbooks of dream dresses and pretending pillowcases are veils at sleepovers and then you have to walk down the aisle with a 16-year-old who just borrowed his Dad’s suit for his first job interview.
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