The first thing I did when I won the creative solutions contract at Global Alliance of Progressive Pedophilia was pass around this photo. According to market research, today’s 12-year-old boy is 67% less likely to get in a truck with a classic model rapist (fat, pork-butter troglodyte) than the cast of Mortal Kombat. In just one business day I tripled predator-productivity... No biggie.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening
Comments