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Hey Brandon (it could be Jeff, doesn’t matter), thanks for yet again fulfilling the age-old stereotype that every frat boy who “tackles slampigs” and “crushes pink” is secretly 100% gay. This is like a photo of a black person talking too loud at a movie.
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Get It Together, People
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