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This looks like a good idea for a movie. A horny loser played by Seth Rogen rubs a magic bong and is suddenly visited by this gay, outer-space wizard played by Sir Ian McKellen. The wizard tries to teach him how to score with the ladies by wearing more green tie-dyed shirts, purple baseball caps, and cool shit like that. In the end, Seth finally gets to fuck the girl of his dreams but afterward realizes that he’s really gay and is in love with his imaginary wizard man. The last 30 minutes of the movie are Rogen and McKellen blowing each other.
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