Dos & Don'ts
don't
You know what, dude? Just don’t even bother coming. This isn’t the high school smokers’ pit. That tenth-grade girl with the cyberdreads isn’t going to be impressed by how you “kinda give a fuck but don’t.” This is a party for people who are so obsessed with made-up characters from comic books and movies they spend the entire year figuring out how to become them for a single weekend. This is the point of their lives. They don’t think you look cool right now. They think you can’t afford Spiderpants.

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