Who is this, Ben Franklin on Halloween? This fucking chief was at a bar where they were doing body painting (I know, gay) and he kept coming over to watch the progress like it was Matisse finishing a self-portrait. Someone needs to buy this guy a mirror and let him know he’s not eight years old anymore.
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