Larry the Edutainment Gator is available for children’s birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, and holiday gatherings. He’ll teach your kids songs about unconditional love, trying your hardest, and the joy of reading. For an additional $100, he’s also available to entertain single mothers after the festivities, a package that includes pounding cheap brews, chain-smoking cigs, and being 100% DTF.
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening
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