Dos & Don'ts
Do
Online. 1,834 feet away. Twenty-nine years old. Relationship status: single. Looking for: dates, networking. Safe, aggressive fun. Horse lips. HIV negative. STD free. I have paperwork to prove my health. I expect the same. No paperwork, no love. Hung BTTM looking for a hung TOP for a long fuck s...
Don't
I don’t know what your relationship is per se. But if I were sitting across from you two, watching you slow dip that teabag and wearing an obese man’s sweater, I’d push you down that hill and drown you in that lake.
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