Do

The sweetest thing about LARPing is that with all that time you spend running around in costumes in the woods, sometimes you stumble upon a real-life dead body and then you get to make out with someone for real.

Don't

In those Let’s have a nature adventure! macrobrew ads, they never show the part where Dave gets a minor cut on his foot and spends the rest of the trip trying to parlay it into a sympathy handie. I don’t care if it “wouldn’t really be gay” and “no one would kn...