Hot Dog and the Lady Bun - Long-Distance Lovers

“Why let distance tear us apart when our crippling insecurities can take care of that?” Full story

How to Survive Prison if You Are a Princess

Hey princesses who read VICE, here's what to expect if you ever get sent to the slammer. Full story

Eurovision 2012: Like Being in a Mint Commercial With Props Donated by Drug Dealers

Writhing on the floor covered in laser beams. Full story

Writer A. Wolfe and Musician Tim Fite Are (Not Really) Getting Married

Tim Fite makes music exposing the violent truths of koala bears. Full story

An Earnest Exploration into the Musical Merit of Jazz Wolf

Perhaps Jazz Wolf is code for Get The Fuck Out of Here? It is for me. Full story

Blow Up the Audience

Inflatable Crowd's custom-made blow-up people have been clothed, wigged, and masked for more than 80 major films. Full story

'Tommy' Is Way More Disturbing Than You Remember

Rape rock probably isn't an appropriate term, right? Full story

The Making of a Modern Rock Opera

The only time you can sing the word “regicide” in successive harmonies. Full story

Wrapping Roy Orbison in Clingfilm, and More!

Interviewing weirdos on how to be a better weirdo. Full story

Submerged in Sammy

Floating Neck-Deep in the Juices of the Red Rocker

Judging by the look of utter confusion on most people’s faces when I make a Sammy Hagar joke, I’m fairly certain that most folks under the age of 30 don’t know shit about the “Red Rocker.” Full story