Enough with the Fucking CBGB Shirts Already

I don't care if you saw Debbie Harry and Patti Smith triple-kiss Richard Hell. You look like a tool. Take off that shirt. Full story

Fantasy Football Draft Prep, Part 1 - Fake Quarterbacks

There are “experts” whose job it is to pretend to know more about the likelihood of certain future football guy-related events than you, but they don't really know. You should palm off that knowledge as your own when you’re talking to your friends about football guys, and feel sm… Full story

What I Found at Work in May

People donate some weird stuff to charity shops. Full story

Noisey Got a Facelift

We thought music websites were boring, so we started our own. Full story

Lauryn Hill Live... On Acid!

She almost never gives interviews, especially to a wild-eyed punk in a Pig Destroyer t-shirt on LSD. Full story

Watch Woodkid Perform on the Eiffel Tower

Call us tourists, but we love the Eiffel Tower so much that today, at 2:30 PM EST, we're hosting a concert on first floor of the tower with singer-songwriter Woodkid. Full story

The Wonderful Asshole

Gary Indiana Won’t Grease It Up for Anyone

I never really thought I'd end up writing anything about Gary Indiana; I just wanted to meet him. Full story

Ben Greenberg's New Band Is a Spectral Shredfest

Ben Greenberg and I were in a hardcore band together six years ago. We sounded like a drunker, shittier Jesus Lizard, and our singer was famous for acting crazy on the "People's Court." Full story

Triumph of the Shrill

The Music Media’s Pogrom Against Iceage’s Nazi Doodles

In May, VICE bestowed Album of the Month status on New Brigade, Iceage's debut LP. Full story

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Meet Theophilus London

Dell & Intel's Special Engagements is a new kind of live music series that brings the best bands on the planet to unique venues all over the world. Full story