Articles by Beverly Hames
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We Saw This: Black Bananas
There’s a trick to getting jazzed about Black Bananas: listen to it for what it is instead of what it’s not. Black Bananas aren’t RTX just like RTX wasn’t Royal Trux. Full story
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We Saw This: Believer/Law
Of course like the rarest of the Very Rare, access to Believer/Law is vague at the moment. There are no upcoming shows to mention, they’ve only played a couple of times to begin with. They’ll have a tape coming out some time next month. Full story
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We Saw This: Hammers of Misfortune
The great thing about Hammers of Misfortune is while the themes are monumental and the music is incredibly intricate they never seem overwrought. Full story
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We Saw This: Call of the Wild and Fang
But wait, what DID Cinderella say when she got the ball? Guess we'll have to find out the next time we go to a Call of the Wild or Fang show. Full story
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A Longhair's Dream: Alice Cooper and Iron Maiden at Jones Beach
Never in my life did I imagine I'd be within whacking distance of my hero's cane. Full story
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We Went to a Secret VAR Show
Heavy sexual tension. Full story
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Pro-Boners
If you weren’t smart enough to swipe the J Penry posters from barroom walls when you saw them, you now have a chance to repent for your lack of foresight. Full story
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We Went to a GWAR Zombie Prom
True story: this chick was headbanging so wildly her hat flew off her head and landed on mine. Full story
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Denton Dispatch: Take the Long Way Home
It starts with shooting BB guns at Lonestar cans. Full story
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Chaos Daily Dispatch #4
Lovebirds, fake blood, and lots of dirt. Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
