A Misbegotten Traipsing

The “Lost” Sherlock Holmes Story

Sherlock Holmes was really a trigger-happy neighborhood watch member, kind of like George Zimmerman with an obnoxious accent. Full story

Lights Out

Bill Odenkirk wrote a poem to acknowledge the tragic demise of Thomas Kinkade. Full story

A Shrimpy-Batdude Adventure

Suddenly, Shrimpy Batman senses trouble! It's lunch time. But what should he and the LOLS (Legion of Look-Alike Superheroes) eat? Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

Let Trump SMLLC improve the Central Park Sheep Meadow! Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

This Month Billy B. Teetz of Scumbo Fashion in Dumbo shows us his favorite things. Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

Clearing the Park Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

The next iPhone.

With the passing of our dear leader, sTeve jObs, the engineering department here at aPple has had a chance to reflect on the direction of the past few years. Full story

What Wa$ It All About?

The Occupy Wall Street protests in Zuccotti Park are more of a long-term affair than initially planned. Weeks passed, crowds came and went, signs were waved, rested, repainted, then rewaved. Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

An evening with Michael Bloomberg's hand-picked successor. Full story

Bob Odenkirk’s Page

Well, the conservatives warned us: If we as a society allow same-sex marriage, what will come next? A slippery slope to bestiality was promised Full story