Meth and Chili Cook-Off!

3 Days of Meth, Fun, Polka Dancing, and No Sleep!

Strict age limit: 18 and over only. Leave your children in the parking lot Full story

One-day “Success My Way” Seminar! At Madison Square Garden

The Secrets to Getting, Hiding, and Keeping YOUR WEALTH!

OPENING
Ex-president of Tunisia ZINE EL-ABIDINE BEN ALI
Topics of Ben’s famous “Kleptocracy—Sticky Fingers and the Family Beeswax!” speech will include: How to handle employees who are related to you Full story

God Comments on the Westboro Baptist Church Protest Signs

I have been called an atheist. I don't describe myself as such, but now I have proof that I'm not-I spoke to God! He granted me an interview via his publicist, Chip Labow of Labow & Sons PR. Full story

Notes from Fashion Don’ts Week in Milan

I’m in Milan! Woo-hoo!! Vice sent me here to “cover” the spring Fashion DON’Ts collections and I think I just spotted Dustin Diamond being mobbed by wealthy hipsters! Full story

Swedish Court Transcripts Featuring Julian Assange

By Bob Odenkirk

As many of our readers are undoubtedly aware, last year founder and editor in chief of WikiLeaks Julian Assange was accused of rape, sexual molestation, and unlawful coercion in Sweden. Vice recently acquired TRANSCRIPTS of a recorded conversation between Assange and some chicks… Full story

Backstage Requirements for His Holiness the Dalai Lama’s “Bring the Peace World Tour ’11”

“After Bloomington, the Dalai Lama was booked at the Indianapolis arena that is home to the Pacers of the NBA. Signs advertised upcoming visits by the gospel singer Bill Gaither and the WWE Smackdown World Tour." Full story

Write a Screenplay in 12 Years (or More)!!

I want to write a screenplay! In 12 years! Or more! How do I do it? What will I learn from your class? What will it teach me? I want to learn the SECRETS to GREAT SCREENPLAY writing in 12 YEARS or MORE! Full story

A Rave Review

The following is a rave review of a book that I have written. Not a “book” that I’ve written, but a rave review “of a book” that I’ve written. Full story