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Skateboarding's Most Violent Team Manager Has Mellowed Out

Deluxe Distribution's Mic-e Reyes has never kicked anyone off his team for smoking pot, but he has kicked a lot of ass over the years. Full story

Ewe Had Me at All the BBQ You Can Eat

Josh Ozersky is a food writer who recently kicked off a meatcentric dinner party in the back of a sports bar in Jackson Heights. The monthly dinner, which is co-sponsored by our very own food show, 'Munchies,' will feature a different pitmaster for each feast. First up was Robbie… Full story

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Belladonna's Dick Sauce (Animal Style)

My eyes are currently bleeding semen. Each moment they remain open, it feels like vats of acid are being poured into my retinas. The excruciating pain is a direct result of watching porn for the past 12 hours straight. Full story

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Gimme a Fucking Break #4

Despite flunking out of six of the most prestigious institutions of higher learning in New Jersey in less than three years, I never got to experience the crazy beach rompfest marinated in cheap beer that is spring break. Full story

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Twelve Tits for Filing Your Taxes

Former CPA turned adult-film star Veruca James offers some helpful tips for filing your taxes. Full story

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Patrick O’Dell’s Skateboard High School

Patrick O’Dell is having an art show called 'Skateboard High School' tonight at LA’s Known Gallery. I wish I were flying to LA this weekend so I could see it, but I'm not, so instead I made him send me a copy of the limited-edition book from the show and emailed him some question… Full story

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Finally, a Kids' Book for Cannibals

If you’re a cannibal with lofty aspirations to become part of high society, Jen Uman has the perfect book for you and your children. Full story

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Fat, Sick, and Nearly Divorced

It was bound to happen. Chris Nieratko’s wife is leaving him for juicing, so he’s offering up these photos and videos of her for you to pleasure yourself to. Full story

Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers

Meet the ATL Twins - Part 3

In the third and final part of our interview with the ATL Twins, we learn about their daytime alter egos as legal assistants and what happened behind the scenes on the set of 'Spring Breakers.' Turns out, hanging with Selena Gomez resulted in their Instagram profile getting banne… Full story

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Bitches in Uniform

Much like the modern-day hipster with soft hands and manicured nails and the garb of a longshoreman, skateboarders appropriated the style of blue-collar workers two decades ago. Full story