Meet the Nieratkos - Adventures in Baby Shitting

A lot of adults look at my baby and say, "Man, to be that age again, to not have a worry in the world." Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - WEIRD WEEK

This week I was tortured like an Iraqi POW, nearly killed by a car, run out of my home by flood waters, received an award, made a music video, and got a visit from Jerry Hsu… Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - DEADBEAT DADS NEED LOVE TOO

Coming from a fatherless home, I could never imagine a day when I could sympathize with a deadbeat dad and yet here I am, a father myself, and it has become abundantly clear why men… Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - CABIN FEVER

I generally choose not to leave the house. It’s safer for me if I hide away from the rest of the world. Not for fear of relapsing or crashing my car or having a piano fall on my head,… Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - THE FURBURGER METHOD

While my wife was home dealing with the mother of all poopy diapers and a crying baby who refused to sleep, I was in Brooklyn taking pictures of a bare butthole and a naked vagina Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - ME & ELVIS SHARE A BIRTHDAY

Tomorrow is once again my 30th birthday and since Elvis's birthday just passed I like to pretend that we share a birthday. Sometimes I like to pretend that I really am Elvis. Like when I bought Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - HAITI RELIEF T-SHIRTS

The other day I caught a bunch of hard looks at the gym. I got insecure. I assumed everyone was mad at me because I am fat and no one likes fat people. So I turned the t… Full story

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Belladonna's Ass Wide Open

I hope I’m not ruining the plot of Ass Wide Open for anyone by saying there’s a lot of anal sex in this film.

If this is a remake of that Kubrick film then I don't see the resemblance between the cover model, Bobbi Starr, and Nicole Kidman. Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - BEST DUDE EVER?

We have a friend of the family by the name of Chris Germaine (we try to only surround ourselves with people named Chris. The black lion in our Christmas card? Also Chris.) and he might b… Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - FATHERHOOD Q1

Trust me, I know you don’t want to hear about my baby. I have already been warned not to turn into one of those parents that can’t have a conversation about anything other than my kid and li… Full story