Articles by Chris Nieratko
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MEET THE NIERATKOS - HUNTER S THOMPSON COP PARTY
Are you familiar with the Hunter S. Thompson book Curse of Lono? It’s the tale of Ralph Steadman’s family and Thompson going to Hawaii to cover a foot race and getting trapped in a monsoon. Antics, naturally, ensue. But what is unknown to most is that there is a missing chapter to the book. No bullshit. Full story
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MEET THE NIERATKOS- VANS AMS SING THE HITS
All skateboarders seem to be multi-talented. Most can paint or take photos or make small wooden benches for dollhouses and all sorts of other creative things. For the past week, I’ve been… Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos - Who's Really Hood?
One constant criticism I get about Vice is that the magazine has somehow changed over the years. Full story
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Skinema
Fuck Face
I have a weird friend. I don't know her name. I guess "friend" might be a slight overstatement. She is a ginger with extremely curly hair. Full story
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Meet the Nieratkos - Adventures in Baby Shitting
A lot of adults look at my baby and say, "Man, to be that age again, to not have a worry in the world." Full story
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MEET THE NIERATKOS - WEIRD WEEK
This week I was tortured like an Iraqi POW, nearly killed by a car, run out of my home by flood waters, received an award, made a music video, and got a visit from Jerry Hsu… Full story -
MEET THE NIERATKOS - DEADBEAT DADS NEED LOVE TOO
Coming from a fatherless home, I could never imagine a day when I could sympathize with a deadbeat dad and yet here I am, a father myself, and it has become abundantly clear why men… Full story -
MEET THE NIERATKOS - CABIN FEVER
I generally choose not to leave the house. It’s safer for me if I hide away from the rest of the world. Not for fear of relapsing or crashing my car or having a piano fall on my head,… Full story
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MEET THE NIERATKOS - THE FURBURGER METHOD
While my wife was home dealing with the mother of all poopy diapers and a crying baby who refused to sleep, I was in Brooklyn taking pictures of a bare butthole and a naked vagina Full story
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MEET THE NIERATKOS - ME & ELVIS SHARE A BIRTHDAY
Tomorrow is once again my 30th birthday and since Elvis's birthday just passed I like to pretend that we share a birthday. Sometimes I like to pretend that I really am Elvis. Like when I bought Full story
The Mare
A New Story by Mary Gaitskill
Toppling a Delicate World
Being Gay and South Asian In America
There's No Sex in Prison Showers
We Usually Wore Our Underwear
Try Not to Destroy Your Life
The First Time I Took Molly
A Teacher and Her Student
Marilynne Robinson on Staying Out of Trouble
"Whitey" Isn't Very Popular in Boston
Interviews with Some of His Old Friends