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Dark Meat

Do you know Belladonna? She’s fantastic. She’s like the David Copperfield of porn—she can make anything, and I mean ANYTHING, disappear up her ass. Full story

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Voluptuous Life

My wife of nearly two years is cheating on me. I am quite certain of it. I am not a jealous man nor am I a brute or a fool. Full story

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Give Me Ryan's Car

Ryan and I are complete opposites: He's young, I'm old. He's skinny, I'm fat. I cannot 360 flip lipslide a rail, BUT I already found a chill girl. So I'm one step ahead of him in that department. Full story

My Other Soapbox Is Your Ass

Racing Nerds in Rhode Island

Do you like Polack jokes? I've always been a big fan of them. An Italian, a rabbi, and a smiling Polack walk into a bar. Full story

NJ T-shirts & You: Perfect Together

By Chris Nieratko

Growing up it always seemed like my home state of New Jersey got a bad rap. Everywhere I traveled people appeared to think that it was just one big cesspool full of loudmouthed Italians. Full story

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Curious

One thing I’ve been rather curious about lately is how much exactly is it to buy a kid from some third world country. I’ve heard anywhere from $40,000 to $80,000. Full story

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Triple Ecstasy

So I made friends with a porn star. Her name is Kimberly Kane. It’s pretty awesome. She comes over for dinner twice a week and wears nothing but heels. Full story

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The XXXorcist

Have you ever felt real disappointment in your life? I have, at the hands of my wife. Last year she threw me a surprise 40th birthday party with all my friends and family in attendance. Full story

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Slime Ballin'

This is weird. Without consciously doing it I have been removing my wedding ring before I masturbate. I’m not certain when it started or why, but I began noticing it a few weeks back. Full story

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Barely Legal Corrupted #8

There’s a chance that as I type this my wife might be pregnant. Despite what I may have told you before about being eager to have a child, I’m considering asking her to get an abortion. Full story