Skinema

Bitches in Uniform

Much like the modern-day hipster with soft hands and manicured nails and the garb of a longshoreman, skateboarders appropriated the style of blue-collar workers two decades ago. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

Hip-Hop Isn’t Dead, It’s Just Repackaged

Skateboarding ruined hip-hop, and Lil Wayne sucks, but at least we have our CDs and cassettes from the 90s to drown our sorrows. Full story

Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers

Meet the ATL Twins - Part 2

The ATL Twins may live a life of luxury now, but their past is pretty grim. In part two of their interview with Chris Nieratko, they talk about what it was like to grow up skateboarding, listening to punk music, and avoiding pedophiles in a hellish part of Chattanooga, Tennessee… Full story

Welcome to the Twin Zone

Your Mind Is About to Be Double-Penetrated

The longest period of time the ATL Twins have spent apart has been six hours when Sidney was locked up for a DUI. Otherwise they are always together, with the exception of a few minutes here and there to shit, shave, and shower. Full story

Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers

Meet the ATL Twins - Part 1

Our resident porn reviewer, Chris Nieratko, travels to Atlanta to meet the one-of-a-kind ATL Twins and asks them why they share the same bed, wear matching outfits, and sleep with the same girls. Chris also gets them to open up about their short-lived engagement to the same Penth… Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

The Wonderful Sieben of Oz

I love it when our friends become famous, especially when those friends come from the skateboarding world. So you can imagine how my heart sang when I heard that our very own columnist, Michael Sieben, had been tapped to give his visual interpretation of 'The Wizard of Oz.' Full story

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Battle of the Butthole Tattoos

This girl wants her butthole tattoo to make her famous so she can spread goodwill to the poor and needy. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

LA Pizza That Doesn’t Suck?

All pizza in Los Angeles sucks. It’s a law written in blood. And yet former pro skater Salman Agah believes he is above the law with his eatery Pizzanista, which churns out miracle pies. I chatted with Salman to find out what the secret of not sucking in LA is. Full story

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Happy Valentine's Day: Here Is a Mormon Sex Handbook

What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with some hot and steamy dude-on-dude Mormon action? Full story

Meet the Nieratkos

The World’s Biggest Beatles Fan

Until recently I thought my wife’s retarded uncle, Lonnie, was the biggest Beatles fan in the world. Then I discovered Zarrah Angel, who has her butthole tattooed with one of their biggest hits. Full story