Meet The Nieratkos - My Buddy’s Dad Was a Blood Diamond Smuggler

I thought my friend was blowing smoke up my ass when he used to tell me about his dad’s blood diamond ring and beating guys within an inch of their lives with a chair. Guess not. Full story

Comics

Raw 10

The man wished that he could order her, naked, spreadeagled on a biscuit. One of the not-burnt ones. Full story

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Girls Love Girls #4

Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison’s ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents). Full story

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This Ain’t Dracula XXX

This recent fascination with vampires really has got to end already. Full story

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Kimberly Kane

Here's the first episode of Chris Nieratko's new show, Skinema, where you'll get a behind-the-scenes look into the lives of the most famous adult stars. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Kimberly Kane in Skinema Tomorrow

Chris talks interracial sex, rape, and an all-semen diet with porn star and subject of tomorrow’s "Skinema," Kimberly Kane. Full story

Skinema Is Coming...

Chris Nieratko's column about porn is being turned into a show. Rejoice. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Tears of an Elmo

Ever wonder who is inside the costumes of characters children love? It’s me. And I’m dying inside. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - How I Spent My Tampa Vacation

ATL Twins, Selena Gomez, Bruce Springsteen, Yankees game, catching a whale, enormous titties—this sums up my weekend at the Tampa Pro skate contest. Full story

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California Anal Girls

As a young child I remember being told all girls in Hollywood take it in the ass and not believing it. Then I moved there and confirmed it to be true. I don’t think I had lived in Los Angeles Full story