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The Dark Knight XXX: A Porn Parody

Just as hip-hop died outside the Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles, so did her big beautiful breasts in 1997. I’m no Columbo but I’ve seen a lot of episodes of 'Law & Order,' and I can’t help but wonder if the two crimes are somehow related. Perhaps her baby daddy killed Biggie? Full story

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Panty Pops

I don’t know a whole lot about religion—aside from the fact that Easter candy is delicious and I thank God for it every April—but I imagine that the feeling that watching Panty Pops gives you, where the subject is so heavy that you just need to take a nap afterward, is what peopl… Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - YOLO Killed My Crab Tee

It’s a real shame when flash in the pan slang kills a part of classic Americana like the “I Got Crabs in Maryland” boardwalk t-shirt. Full story

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Joanna Angel

Chris and Joanna return to the home of her alma mater, Rutgers University, to walk around town and relive their salad days. Full story

Meet The Nieratkos - My Buddy’s Dad Was a Blood Diamond Smuggler

I thought my friend was blowing smoke up my ass when he used to tell me about his dad’s blood diamond ring and beating guys within an inch of their lives with a chair. Guess not. Full story

Comics

Raw 10

The man wished that he could order her, naked, spreadeagled on a biscuit. One of the not-burnt ones. Full story

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Girls Love Girls #4

Before long, Heather is blowing smoke up Madison’s ass (when played in reverse, it looks like Madison shits out smoke. And tells you to kill your parents). Full story

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This Ain’t Dracula XXX

This recent fascination with vampires really has got to end already. Full story

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Kimberly Kane

Here's the first episode of Chris Nieratko's new show, Skinema, where you'll get a behind-the-scenes look into the lives of the most famous adult stars. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Kimberly Kane in Skinema Tomorrow

Chris talks interracial sex, rape, and an all-semen diet with porn star and subject of tomorrow’s "Skinema," Kimberly Kane. Full story