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Buttface

I went to school with a kid named Phil McCracken. I am a big fan of juvenile humor, so you can see why I love this title. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Star Wars XXX

Everyone has dreamt of humping Princess Leia. Some have even longed for Chewbacca's hairy wang. The Star Wars XXX porno has a sex scene for even the most discerning fan. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Bears Are Not Dinosaurs

This week Nieratko went to a dinosaur exhibit to see dinosaurs, because that what you'd expect to see. Instead, he saw a stuffed bear. Full story

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No Warning 6: The Unfair Advantage

If you're going to watch only one hardcore, anal-raping, lesbian-wrestling porno this year, make it "No Warning 6." The hardcore is harder! The anal is more anally! Full story

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Vicarious

My life has taken a very strange turn. I have found myself domesticated, with very little contact with the outside world. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Powered Up Christmas

Watch the Nieratkos, Uncle Lonnie, The Vans team, and Black Tarzan celebrate Christmas the Nieratko way. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Todd Bratrud Made a Book

As far as skateboarding goes, Todd Bratrud is the seminal artist of our time. His drawerings are what every other artist in skateboarding beats off to. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Parenting Tips

As Kwanzaa approaches and you find yourself trying to find matches to light the Kinara, I would like to extend this gift to you all. It's not much, but it's the thought that counts. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Cupful of Cum

Apparently sperm testing labs get real bent out of shape when you surprise them with a paper bag full of cum. Full story

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Halloween XXX Porn Parody

For starters, I would've hoped that a porno remake of Halloween would've at least had the decency to incorporate the word wiener into the title. Full story