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Hot for Teacher

I think I wanted to fuck my fourth-grade teacher. I didn't know what it meant "to fuck" anything back then, but I knew I wanted to do it. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Vasectomies Are Hilarious

Many of you might be too young for this joke, but I assure you it's as classic as pulling a finger or slipping on a banana peel. It's starts with a doctor saying, "Vasectomies don't hurt." Full story

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SpontaneASS

So my second son, Christopher James Nieratko III, was born on August 10, 2011 Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Yo Gabba Car Chase

Two nights ago I was taking my family to see a live performance of 'Yo Gabba Gabba' when I found myself in a high-speed car chase through three towns followed by police. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - The Twins of Atlanta

You're gonna love these guys. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Space Is Whatever

I think people stopped giving a shit about space travel right around the time that one Backstreet Boy announced he was buying a shuttle ticket. Full story

Chris Nieratko's German Lessons

Back in April Chris Nieratko spent a week in Germany to film Anti Hero's newest Pro, Chris Pfanner. When not throwing Hitler a birthday party he tried his best to learn some Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - How to Build a Ledge in Three Steps

Despite how big skateboarding has become, there are and always will be groups of renegade, Mad Max-ish skaters keeping it underground and building DIY skate spots. This week I show you how to build an up-up ledge in three easy steps. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - GSD: The Man, The Myth, The Legend

Garry Scott Davis invented the boneless before you were born. He was a writer before there were computers, and he had a blog before the internet existed (back when they were called “zines”). Full story

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Kimberly Kane's Been Blackmaled

Fuck me already with all the times I’ve had to plug a Kimberly Kane movie just so I can tell you that at some point in my lifetime VBS will supposedly air my four-part Skinema exposé on Ms. Kane and her sexy exploits. Full story