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Hose Hoes' 2

Cover model and professional butt licker Julia Ann reminds me of my wife. (Not that my wife hangs off black curtain rods and licks butts.) Full story

Meet the Nieratkos: We Know What Girls Like

We’re hoping that our next baby is a girl. I figured who knows what girls like more than me? No man alive has a better understanding of the needs of women. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos: World's Nicest Skatepark Bathroom

I’m not sure if you’ve ever been in a skatepark bathroom, but they’re disgusting. I believe the toilet scene in Trainspotting was filmed in a skatepark. Full story

Meet the Nieratkos - Jim Riswold's Hilarious Hitlers

I know a lot of comedians frown upon Hitler humor for its obviousness and still others harbor some deep-seeded hatred for the man for things he may--or may not--have supposedly done. But myself… I just can’t get enough of that STD-riddled tight-ass. Full story

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Joanna's Angels 3: Douchebag Resurrection

What could be sadder than a bunch of awkward and insecure porn fans leering at girls from a distance at a convention in Vegas? Full story

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Hole in the Wall

I hate zany fonts. Those fonts that are CRAZY pictures of people puking or having sex while forming a letter are the worst, especially when people try to use them at 10 or 12 point; you can't even make out what they are. Full story

Happy Holidays from the Nieratkos

If you've been wondering how the Nieratko household celebrates the holidays, you're in luck. The Adventures With Chris: Holiday Special came out today, and it has the answers to all of your questions Full story

New Jersey Fashion Week

In the past year or so my home state of New Jersey has become a punchline for reality TV. Full story

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The Mommy X-Perience

Strange things happen to a woman’s vagina after a human slides out of it, aside from the obvious stretching and tearing. Full story

MEET THE NIERATKOS - FIRST FATHER'S DAY

Last week was my first Father’s Day. My wife had to remind me because I have never celebrated Father’s Day before. I was rather unsure what to do with myself. I didn’t now if I was… Full story