Clive Martin
Articles by Clive Martin
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Olly Riley and the New UK Tween Twitterati
They're vain, inane, and attention seeking, and they're more famous than you'll ever be. But exactly who are they? I dipped my toe into the murky world of the Teenybopper Trolls to find out. Full story
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A Big Night Out at... Britain's Biggest Emo Club!
Are British subcultures really dead, or are they just hiding behind extremely side-swept bangs? Full story
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A Big Night Out with... London's Goths!
There's a Chris Rock routine where he talks about how you know Native Americans are dying out because you never see more than one of them together at a time. Being from London, I don't see any, but I do feel the same way about goths. Full story
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It's Time for a Hipster Joke Moratorium
Jokes about vegan food and fixies are sooooo 2009. Full story
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Calling Bullshit on "The Sketch of Shame"
How many ten-year-olds can draw prostitutes and penises in this much detail? Full story
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Explaining Football Songs to the Yanks
Let's see if we can make you understand. Full story
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Making Cocktails Out of Household Items
Sipping drinks from beneath the sink. Full story
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Five Real-Life Gatsbys
But maybe they ain't so "great." Full story
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The Tottenham Court Road Siege: Six Lame Twitter Jokes
Things might be bad for Michael Green right now, but once he sees these gags, his sides will be splitting. Full story
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The WorldStarHipHop Butter Dance Woman: Is it Art?
And if it is, what does it mean? Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo 
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies 
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole 
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity 
