See Predator and Balkans Tonight

Predator and Balkans are two bands from Atlanta who are good. They both have a lo-fi sound that's kind of reminiscent of... I dunno. Describing music is beyond bullshit. Full story

Doomed to Die on St. Mark's Eve

Hey, tomorrow is St. Mark's Eve, a night where it was believed one could see the ghosts of those doomed to die in the coming year eerily glide up the steps and into church doors. Full story

Take This Blog to Work - NASA Guy

Space rules. It is mysterious and vast and contains so many unknowns and if you've ever found yourself thinking what'd it'd be like to get stuck all alone out in that weird universe, it makes you want to barf it's so terrifying. Full story

This Lady Gives Nice Black Eyes

Rondi Scott is a cool lady who's paid to hang around movie sets and make people look dead or close to dead, or sometimes just someone who was sexually irresponsible and now has pretend herpes all over their face. Full story

Dirty Deeds

If we told you that there was a late-night party dedicated to someone who's Grandma nicknamed them "Blowfly" because they were a nasty child who she caught singing "Do the Twist" as "Suck My Dick" you would go, right? Full story

Damn, Your Nails Look Good

Fingernails are hard, horn-like dead skin cells protruding from the squishy softness of your digits. It's weird that people paint and decorate them. Does that mean we should airbrush and bedazzle corpses too? Full story

A Mixtape Will Still Get You Laid

Mixtapes are sweet, cuddly, nothing-but-good-vibes pieces of plastic and sound. If anything is left over in the wreckage of a bad breakup and dividing of the stuff, that's it. And no matter how hard you try, you just can't hate it. Cassette From My Ex is proof that this is true. Full story

A Month in a RV With a Man-Sized Rag Doll

Laura spent a lot of time driving around in a solar-powered Airstream being intimate with a six-foot rag doll named Dolly who has glow-in-the-dark eyes. She's mad about the environment and says this is her sustainable relationship. Full story

TAKE THIS BLOG TO WORK - COOTIE COMBER

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Hock Talk

Pawnshops Make the World Go Round

If the worldwide financial crisis is a 195-car pileup caused by a bunch of manicured dicks in bespoke suits driving around drunk while rifling through a dossier of cooked-up financial portfolios, then pawnshops are the hospitals where the innocent survivors come to heal. Full story