BURGERS OF THE BNP

THE POOR LIST 2010

There's nothing more satisfying to us than kicking off the old Hush Puppies, pouring another Nespresso, lazing back on our Jasper Conran, and flicking idly through the latest … Full story

MEET THE ANTIPOPE

Not a lot of people know this, but Benedict XVI is not the real Pope. The red carpets, the gratuitous use of Prince Philip, Susan Boyle's warbling--these were all hollow, superficial ges… Full story

MORE BRIBES FROM THE GAP YEAR FACTORY

Screw Australians and their marketing genius. First they run the most successful viral promo of all time by advertising for someone to get a job doing a blog of their life spent chilling hard on a fantasy isl… Full story

More of the World's Greatest Dictators

Dictators are people too--just trying to make lives for themselves in this crazy, mixed-up world. Sometimes, they too inwardly hum the Ally McBeal theme as they gas villages full Full story

DAVID CAMERON'S SCHOOL STAR

They say that every generation gets the icon of soft-c conservativism it deserves. Whereas yesteryear's yupme… Full story

32 Battalion

The History of South Africa’s Preeminent Black-Ops Unit

Luckily for some 32 Battalion soldiers, governments and private groups across the globe are often in need of well-trained mercenaries and hire them out as private murderers for vast sums of money. Full story

SYPHILIS AND ITS FACEBOOK FRIENDS

Syphilis does not mess around. Syphilis is the kind of disease that can turn a perfectly healthy quivering rod of human penis into an undifferentiated squabble of pickled tripe. For hundreds of… Full story

RICK ALAN ROSS KNOWS HOW TO GET YOU OUT OF A CULT

Rick Ross is a cultbuster. He's spent the last 30 years squeegeeing mumbo-jumbo from the brains of ex-cult victims, from David Koresh's Branch Davidians to Kabbalists to the Black Israelites. It's made him a lot of enemies, who once drove him into bankruptcy and continue to regul… Full story

DANGEROUS METROSEXUALS

So Morrissey supposedly digs the "fourth sexuality," right? Well, even that big old pansy would have to draw the line at the fifth. Metrosexuality is Australia's new plague. A Melbourne party promoter has successfully banned metrosexuals from attending his new event on the ground… Full story