Henry Langston

Articles by Henry Langston

  • These Iranian World of Warcraft Fans Are Sad Their Game Got Banned

    And it's not like they can get over it by going out and getting laid.

  • Pussy Riot Have Been Found Guilty

    Unsurprisingly, Pussy Riot were found guilty on charges of hooliganism today. People everywhere are expected to get angry. We went down to the Russian embassy in London last night to see what was going with the pro-Pussy Riot protest groups.

  • World Peace Update

    World Peace Update

    While the rest of you have spent the last couple of weeks or so salivating over Usain Bolt's extensive limbs and laughing at London Mayor Boris Johnson's hairdo, I've been researching the ways in which the Olympic spirit has once again failed us. We're all still killing each othe…

  • The Arab Spring's Forgotten Uprising

    Never heard of Ahwaz? That's because, officially, it's called Khuzestan and is home to one of Iran's longest running independence movements—a movement that Iran has been fighting and brutalizing to keep quiet.

  • World Peace Update

    World Peace Update

    Last week, we celebrated World Peace Update's ten-week birthday with The Man getting a taste of his own medicine in no less than three different countries. Unfortunately, Islamic militants, a neo-Nazi mass murderer, and trigger-happy cops have screwed everything up again.

  • Remembering the UK Riots

    One year ago this weekend, Britain exploded into the worst rioting that pretty much anyone living there can remember. Four days of intense violence, looting, and chaos caught the police off-guard and politicians flew home from their expensive holidays to try to deal with the mess…

  • World Peace Update

    World Peace Update

    This is our 10th instalment of watching the world continuously and without fail fuck itself up the ass. This week, the world's downtrodden citizens decided to fight back and give the man a taste of his own medicine. Well, at least that's what the Chinese, the Colombians, and the

  • World Peace Update

    World Peace Update

    Last week, Satan and his evil minions just barely managed to quench their thirst on a limited supply of human slaughter. Lucky for them, this week is a veritable bloodbath of failed peace attempts from an eclectic band of stooges including California police, suicide bombers, squa…

  • World Peace Update

    World Peace Update

    Last week, Ukrainian opposition party leader Vitali Klitschko threw world peace down the drain by attempting to take on the Kiev PD singlehandedly. That was pretty hard to top, but a bunch of Mexican cartels, some Molotov cocktail-loving Northern Irish kids, and the Syrian army d…

  • World Peace Update

    World Peace Update

    It's not gonna happen while Vitali Klitschko is walking the streets firing tear gas at cops.