Articles by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
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There Is So Much Wrong with 'Jurassic Park'
I went to see 'Jurassic Park 3D' yesterday. I'm glad I got to see it in 3D on a giant screen because it gave me an opportunity to see that the entire movie is a gigantic fucking wreck. Full story
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I'm Sick of Pretending: I Don't "Get" Beyoncé
As a gay man with a lot of gay friends, I'd estimate that roughly 30 percent of my conversations are related to Beyoncé in some way. But I don't think I can do it anymore, guys. I'm finally ready to admit it: I really, really, really just don't give even the slightest of shits ab… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the policewoman who's suing someone because she tripped on a curb versus Busta Rhymes. Full story
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I Watched a Guy Get Crucified on Easter Sunday
On Easter Sunday, as a publicity stunt for some website called Battlecam, a guy dressed as Jesus was crucified in Beverly Hills. There was a choir of little people and Joey Buttafuoco on the scene, and it was a pretty miserable experience. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the guy with dicks on his face versus the school that banned granola bars. Full story
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What Do Hate Groups Think of Anne Hathaway?
Last week I called a bunch of hate groups to see how they felt about Jennifer Lawrence, and it turned out they, like everyone else on Earth, all liked her (kinda). So this week I decided to call up a few more hate groups and see what their feelings were on Anne Hathaway, a woman Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the drunk woman who doesn't like trains versus the drunk woman who called the police on her kids. Full story
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I Got Saved at San Diego's Creationist Museum (Just Kidding, It Sucked)
In addition to the fancy multimillion dollar creation museum in Kentucky, there are several smaller, shittier ones dotted around the US. Last weekend, I took a trip to the one in San Diego called the Creation and Earth History Museum. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the Walmart employee who thinks family photos are child porn versus the drunk driver who killed people and is suing everyone. Full story
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What Do Hate Groups Think of Jennifer Lawrence?
Have you ever met anyone who doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence? No? Me either. But in the interest of presenting a fair and balanced argument, I decided to try and find some people who hate her. And who hates more shit than members of hate groups? Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
