Articles by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
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Hey Homophobes, Stop Calling Individuals "Organizations" to Make Yourselves Seem More Legit
On Wednesday, a coalition of over 40 homophobic hate groups got together to run an ad in 'USA Today' urging the Boy Scouts of America to continue discriminating against gay people. Looking down the list of "undersigned organizations" in the ad, I'd heard of a few of them, but the majority were new to me and seemed to have been named by picking buzzwords like "family," "America," etc. out of a hat. I tried to call them for a chat but discovered many of them don't hav… Full story
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I Went to the Playboy Mansion (and It Was Kinda Depressing)
A couple of weeks ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion for a screening of that new Jennifer Lopez/Jason Statham movie, 'Parker.' I don't usually go to press screenings because it's much easier to download the movie and watch it at home and not have to talk to other people, bu… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the aggressive driving student vs. rich homeowners of New York City. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The school that thinks a five-year-old is a terrorist Vs. the people who think a dog is a rapist. Full story
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Steven Seagal Is the Lamest Guy Ever
About a year ago I wrote a thing about how Johnny Depp just might be the lamest guy on Earth. For some reason, a lot of people remember that post, and it's frequently brought up to me by fucking geniuses who say things like "Uhhhh, so you think Johnny Depp is the lamest guy on E… Full story
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Cry Baby of the Week
It's time once again to name-and-shame some ickle sad grumpy-pants. This week: The homophobic restaurant owner who can't spell Vs the violent dad who hates farts. Full story
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Esquire's Interview with Megan Fox Is the Worst Thing Ever Written
The cover story of this month's 'Esquire' is an interview with Megan Fox by Stephen Marche. And though I haven't read every single thing that has ever been written, I can say, with confidence, that it is the worst thing that anybody has ever written. Ever. It's LONG, and I know y… Full story
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I Found a Dog, Will One of You Guys Adopt It?
A few days ago I was walking along Fountain Avenue in Los Angeles when I saw a dog running in the road. Cars were swerving around her, and she almost got hit a couple of times. So I chased after her, and found her cowering in an alley. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
A guy pulls a gun on another guy for farting and a judge gives a loser four years in prison for handcuffing himself to his crush in a Taco Bell parking lot. Help me name-and-shame these sad grumpy-pants. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the crying dad vs. the dickhead judge! Full story
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People 
