Articles by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
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I Went to the Playboy Mansion (and It Was Kinda Depressing)
A couple of weeks ago I was invited to the Playboy mansion for a screening of that new Jennifer Lopez/Jason Statham movie, 'Parker.' I don't usually go to press screenings because it's much easier to download the movie and watch it at home and not have to talk to other people, but I'd literally wanted to visit the Playboy mansion ever since I'd found out it was an option for me several seconds earlier. So I HAD to go. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the aggressive driving student vs. rich homeowners of New York City. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The school that thinks a five-year-old is a terrorist Vs. the people who think a dog is a rapist. Full story
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Steven Seagal Is the Lamest Guy Ever
About a year ago I wrote a thing about how Johnny Depp just might be the lamest guy on Earth. For some reason, a lot of people remember that post, and it's frequently brought up to me by fucking geniuses who say things like "Uhhhh, so you think Johnny Depp is the lamest guy on E… Full story
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Cry Baby of the Week
It's time once again to name-and-shame some ickle sad grumpy-pants. This week: The homophobic restaurant owner who can't spell Vs the violent dad who hates farts. Full story
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Esquire's Interview with Megan Fox Is the Worst Thing Ever Written
The cover story of this month's 'Esquire' is an interview with Megan Fox by Stephen Marche. And though I haven't read every single thing that has ever been written, I can say, with confidence, that it is the worst thing that anybody has ever written. Ever. It's LONG, and I know y… Full story
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I Found a Dog, Will One of You Guys Adopt It?
A few days ago I was walking along Fountain Avenue in Los Angeles when I saw a dog running in the road. Cars were swerving around her, and she almost got hit a couple of times. So I chased after her, and found her cowering in an alley. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
A guy pulls a gun on another guy for farting and a judge gives a loser four years in prison for handcuffing himself to his crush in a Taco Bell parking lot. Help me name-and-shame these sad grumpy-pants. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the crying dad vs. the dickhead judge! Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the woman who was sad about her dinner vs. people who got scared by a boy's drawing. Full story
The Mare
A New Story by Mary Gaitskill 
Toppling a Delicate World
Being Gay and South Asian In America 
There's No Sex in Prison Showers
We Usually Wore Our Underwear 
Try Not to Destroy Your Life
The First Time I Took Molly 
A Teacher and Her Student
Marilynne Robinson on Staying Out of Trouble 
"Whitey" Isn't Very Popular in Boston
Interviews with Some of His Old Friends 
