Articles by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the crying dad vs. the dickhead judge! Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: the woman who was sad about her dinner vs. people who got scared by a boy's drawing. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Year
Here is a list of ten previous winners of Cry-Baby of the Week who have been shortlisted by me as nominees for Cry-Baby of the Year. Give them a read, then vote for your favorite. I will present whoever wins with some kind of as-yet-undesigned trophy, and snap a picture of them w… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The woman who poisoned her dirty roommate Vs. the woman who found a bug in her apple. Full story
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I Tried to Have a Spiritual Experience in the Desert
I'm not a very spiritual person, and am frequently jealous of those who are, so I decided to head to Arizona to explore some energy vortexes in an attempt to have a spiritual awakening. Lucky for me, there are multiple companies in Sedona willing to take your money in exchange fo… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: The man who thinks butt cream is suncream and burns down the house of the nurse who gave him the medical goo versus the computer company that thinks they invented apples. Full story
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Reasons Why Los Angeles Is the Worst Place Ever
I recently moved from London to Los Angeles. Despite the fact that LA is the undisputed worst place in the entire world, I've been trying super hard to like it. Unfortunately, I'm starting to think I just don't have it in me. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A gym-goer with no sense of humor versus a policeman with no tolerance for homeless people with mobile phones. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A news anchor snubbed by Jonah Hill Vs. an oak tree-snubbing mother. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A policeman who hates peeing children versus a maid who loves Jennifer Lopez. Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
