Articles by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
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There Was a "Skate Riot" in LA
WIth the Arab Spring, Occupy, Israel's J14 protests, Mexico's #YoSoy132 movement, and that one Jay-Z/Kanye West music video, it seems that youth-revolt fever is taking over the globe. I guess it was only a matter of time before American youth said "ENOUGH" and started to fight back. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Rowdy George Michael fan versus kid-attacking soccer dad! Full story
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Hickeys Are Lame and Gross and Everyone Should Stop
Last night, I drunkenly hooked up with some guy I met in a bar. Then, today around lunchtime, I noticed that my neck and chest are fucking COVERED in hickeys. This picture doesn't do it justice. They're fucking HUGE and red and they go all the way around my neck in a way that mea… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: some people who arrested a woman for letting her children play outside versus some parents protesting on a roof because their daughter didn't pay their electric bill! Full story
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Hey Everyone, There's a New AIDS!
It's called super gonorrhea and I super hate it because I'm gay. Blowjobs were the only thing I had left, and now I have to make people wear condoms to do that!? Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Ass-hating assistant minister Vs. gay-hating principal. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: A man has an affair but refuses to give his wife a divorce, and a telemarketer threatens to kill a homeowner who hung up on him. Which one is the bigger cry-baby? Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
It's Friday, which means it's time to binge on scaredy-cat buttmunches again! This week: a school that hates deaf kids versus group of women that hate water! Full story
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Fact: Gay Marriage Kills Babies
An organization called The Society for the Protection of Unborn Children has been distributing a leaflet in the UK that claims the legalization of same-sex marriage will lead to a rise in abortions. Besides saying "We must protect real marriage because it protects children in the… Full story
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Getting High with K-Stew
I've been hearing a lot about K-Stew in the last month or so. As a lover of both ketamine and stew, I decided to cook up a batch. Amazingly, I couldn't find a single recipe online. So, I decided to invent my own recipe. Here it is, a gift from me to you. Enjoy! Full story
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People 
