Articles by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
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Getting High with K-Stew
I've been hearing a lot about K-Stew in the last month or so. As a lover of both ketamine and stew, I decided to cook up a batch. Amazingly, I couldn't find a single recipe online. So, I decided to invent my own recipe. Here it is, a gift from me to you. Enjoy! Full story
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Ho Ho Ho! I'm Santa All Year Round!
Thomas Tolbert was told to change his clothes at Disney World because he was dressed "Santa-ish." What none of the news reports seemed to address was why exactly there was a man dressed as Santa at Disney World in the summer. So I called up Thomas to find out. Full story
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A Big Night Out in... Orlando!
I’m a Canadian living in Orlando with acquaintances who're always going on about some thing called "the party bus.” I know this is Florida, and when you look at a satellite map of America, it kinda looks like its prolapsed anus, but surely the party bus couldn't be that bad, righ… Full story
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The VICE Guide to School
Going to school in the 21st century is much like it's always been, i.e. like walking a horrible, horrible tightrope of anxiety and embarrassment. Lucky for you, I possess the authority to help guide you through this terrible time. So spit out that gum, put your phone away, and pa… Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Crying nerd rapper versus angry stepmother! Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Neighbors who hate second-hand smoke versus neighbours who hate techno pool parties! Full story
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Dear VICE: I Make Wacky Internet Art
And here is a piece I made about Donald Trump being obsessed with you. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Outraged 'Human Centipede' mother vs. Oreo homophobes. Full story
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The Day I Learned All of Hollywood's Biggest Secrets
With a bunch of other confused people taking the TMZ bus tour. Full story
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Cry-Baby of the Week
This week: Brooklyn water balloon hater versus that Placebo kid. Full story
The Wizard of the Saddle Rides Again
The Dark Specter of History in Memphis 
Hung Like a Gastropod
The Rigors of a Snail-Genital Illustrator 
Austerity's Drug of Choice
Sisa Is Nasty Shit 
This Is What Winning Looks Like
Chaos and Corruption in Afghanistan 
The Fat Farms of Mauritania
Pack on Those Pounds, Ladies 
Jerks Are Exploiting Cambodia's Orphans
Get It Together, People 
