Karley Sciortino

Articles by Karley Sciortino

  • A Montreal Sugar Baby’s International Guide to Eating Well

    A sugar baby is a young male or female who is financially pampered and cared for by a sugar daddy or sugar mommy in exchange for companionship. Welcome back to Sugar Babies, a column about sugar babies and the food they eat on dates.

  • Slutever Answers Your Questions About True Love and BJs

    For those of us who don't have significant others to rub our parts on tonight—or other nights, for that matter—it's nice to have an all-knowing goddess of romance and lust to take us by the hand and guide us to a greater understanding of doin' it in a way that is healthy and plea…

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    Jackass Presents: A Slutever Bad Grandpa Special

    In this special episode of Slutever, VICE's sexpert Karley Sciortino moves to Los Angeles with hopes of becoming famous, just like her idol, Anna Nicole Smith. Things take a random turn when she crosses paths with Irving Zisman at a tantric-sex cult meeting.

  • Darren Cullen Says Santa Is Stealing Jesus's Thunder

    Darren Cullen’s work does a good job of continually outraging the conservative press, who often use terms like “disturbing,” “grotesque,” and “freakish horror show” to describe his art. But they’re all clearly just right-wing stupid-heads who don’t understand that Cullen’s work i…

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    San Francisco Sex Mecca

    Karley has been feeling oppressed lately by all the negative comments on her blog, like when people call her "God's period" and stuff. Luckily, she has discovered a magical place full of acceptance that's on the other side of America. It's called San Francisco.

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    Season Two Finale - Trailer

    #OMFG. Be prepared for the season finale of 'Slutever.' Coming this Friday to VICE.COM

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    Gray Area

    Karley's recent sex dreams about her gurl crush, Mistress Amanda Whip, cause her to ponder, "In sex, does everything have to be black and white—'straight' or 'gay'—or can you be somewhere in between, like, in a gray area? Clearly, the only way to solve this dilemma is with a LESB…

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    Karley is frequently asked by readers of her blog about when, how, and with whom they should lose their virginity. But she doesn't always give the best advice because she hasn't been a virgin for a looong time. In this episode of VICE's 'Slutever,' Karley attempts to re-enter a v…

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    Orgasms: Where R They?

    As we all know, sex is really fun. But sometimes it can be a frustrating nightmare. Did you know that only 30 percent of women achieve orgasm during sex? So how do we teach our partners what needs to be done without making them feel like sexual failures? And what can we do to mak…

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    Sex Is Fashion

    If you don't dress well, no one will want to have sex with you, right? In this special Fashion Week episode of 'Slutever,' Karley visits NYC nightlife and fashion icon Sophia Lamar, who teaches her what to wear, how to hook up with male models, and the true meaning of the word 'g…