Karley Sciortino

Articles by Karley Sciortino

  • My Pee-Slave Made Me a Comic Book

    Awwwww! Brad is too cute! He just loves it when I pee in his ears.

  • Look Who's Talking - Baby Bunnykins

    Baby Bunnykins is a 56-year-old adult baby, meaning he has paraphilic infantilism--a condition characterized by the uncontrollable desire to wear diapers and act and be treated like a baby.

  • Enter the Dragon

    Bad Dragon is a company that designs and manufactures fantasy adult toys in the most literal sense imaginable: giant sea monster cocks, scaly dragon-vagina Fleshlights, and neon orca penises that ejaculate mock cum, to name a few.

  • I Shot My Dick Off in Vietnam

    Having fully intact genitals is something most of us take for granted. But some people, like Jim, are not so lucky. Jim accidentally shot off most of his penis while serving as a soldier in Vietnam. He was 18 at the time, and has since struggled with his sexual identity.

  • Domme School

    I’ve been toying with the idea of becoming a pro dominatrix for a while now.

  • My Friend is a Punk Rock Rent Boy

    My friend Alexis Penney is a drag bitch, party hostess, and part time lip-syncer. He recently added "punk prostitute" to his resume because being a whore can be extremely lucrative if you’re not a fugly meth addict.

  • Climactic Fashion - For Her

    Anyone who has ever seen a high-end men's fashion magazine knows gays worked out the whole fashion magazine thing to just be another branch of porn.

  • Slave Update

    About a year ago, back when I was living in a shithole in south London, my squatmates and I briefly owned a slave. We found him through his personal ad on Gumtree.com. “Chore Slave Seeks Dominant Abusive Master,” I believe it said.

  • Jaiden rVa James

    London’s disproportionately influential, but incestuous world of fashion gays is pretty much split on the Jaiden rVa James partnership, consisting of 23-year-old Rasharn Agyeman and 22-year-old Jaiden James.

  • I Went to Christiania

    Christiania is Copenhagen's infamous, self-governed squat community described to me as a magical town where cannabis is sold freely in the streets.