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Girls and the Future

The first line of this content unit is going to be "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" which is obviously the zeroes-and-ones-style code that will create, narrate, and regulate the future. Full story

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Girls and Christmas

Even if you are on the up with your family it's still a days-long feelings rumble, with too-convenient avenues for emotional eating and buried-alive amounts of useless television. Full story

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Girls and Parties

"Partying" as a verb and concept makes me uncomfortable until I'm doing it. Full story

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Girls and Sadness

I'm a happy, posi homie, but once in a while, like now, I get stoked on being sad. Full story

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What Girls Want

OOPSIE. Wrote this last week in the disgusting spirit of Black Friday, because I forgot about Thanksgiving. But it's not like we can't still get hard into what we want, as opposed to what we need. Full story

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Girls and Holidays

Let's talk VACAY, as I'm readying to go away for months and months (eat my shorts!) to Los Angeles, primarily to flee the wintry hellmouth that is Toronto between January 12 and summer. Full story

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Girls and the Internet

Contrary to popular belief, girls are actually better at the internet than boys. Full story

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Girls and Growing Up

You have to throw out those busted, worn-down flats with a hole and you have to throw out that fucking Jansport with the Gwen Stefani print and you have to get some functional, grown-ass life things. Full story

Girl News - Girls and Gross Stuff

If anything is in flux about girls, and who girls are and are allowed to be in the world (if we care?), it's our relationship to gross stuff. Full story

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Girls and Makeup

It's not about boys. Full story