Kelly McClure

Music Editor

twitter: @wolfievibes

Aside from writing about music, she also interviews people and writes about boobs and doin' it. Her favorite food is pizza and she likes going on dates.

Articles by Kelly McClure

  • The VICE Music Nerds Got Free Lil Wayne Beats Headphones and You Didn't

    These Lil Wayne Beats headphones are so comfy that it's like wearing two breasts on your head. Breasts that spit out music instead of milk, which is just as God, and Lil Wayne intended. If you're in the market for headphones, you should buy these, because they're good and not bad…

  • Dear Penis, Welcome to the Bathroom, You Must Be New

    A man has a penis. It's like a tube of flesh. When a man pees, the urine comes out of the tube of flesh and lands wherever it's aimed. You can literally aim the flow of pee and have it do a variety of things, like make your initials in the snow, melt cubes of ice, knock a can off…

  • I'm on the Fence About This Breast Milk Baby Doll

    The Breast Milk Baby is apparently the world's first breastfeeding baby doll, and is intended to teach children about the merits of breastfeeding. When it first came out, it caused quite a stink, and after holding its hollow plastic noggin to my fake, magnetized booby for a few…

  • VICE Premiere: Pony Time's "Geordie" Video

    Pony Time is a Seattle based band that I've had my eyes (both of them) on for some time. They are just a legitimately fun and GOOD band. Remember GOOD bands? Here's the premiere of their video for "Geordie" off of their upcoming album, 'Go Find Your Own,' which comes out on Febru…

  • VICE Premiere: Y La Bamba's "Michoacan" Video

    Y La Bamba is emotional and beautiful and I will premiere everything they send me, no questions asked. This is a premiere of their new video for "Michoacan" off of their most recent album, 'Court the Storm.' It made me feel no less than 89 feelings.

  • My Very Own Sad-Ass Mix

    William Cody Watson does our Sad-Ass music column, and was nice enough to make me my very own Sad-Ass mix. The only guidelines he was given were to make it the "saddest sad fucking sad thing you've ever done." Here's what he put on my mix, which I will now review for you all.

  • If You Live in California, You Should Go to Sea of Blasphemy

    2013 is off to a strong start for Venice art gallery CURIO, with the opening of their first exhibition of the new year titled Sea Of Blasphemy, a special group show guest curated by Jacob Arden McClure! Coasts collide as California artists Bill McRight (of L.A.'s Blum & Poe Galle…

  • VICE Premiere: Mac DeMarco's "Dreamin" Video

    I've probably already said this about a hundred times, but there are a precious few artists who I will always put up premieres for whenever they have something new to share with me. Most of these artists don't like me back, but I have a feeling Mac DeMarco would, even though we'v…

  • Fact: Weird Killers on Death Row Love Me

    Not sure if you caught our last issue, The Hopelessness Issue, but towards the front of it we ran an excerpt from a letter I received in the mail in September. The letter was from a man named Scott Dozier who is currently living out a life sentence on death row at Ely State Priso…

  • We Saw This: Kanye West

    I'm gonna start this review of Kanye's Sunday show at Revel in Atlantic City with a possibly controversial statement: I can relate to Kanye West in many specific ways. Kanye and I are both from Chicago, both have a sense of humor that very few people can understand or appreciate,…