Spires That in the Sunset Rise Sent Me Popcorn

Nothing has potential to make you feel more like an asshole than begging for snacks on the internet, and being sent the snack you begged for by, not some douche that you would take pleasure in shoving your hands in the pockets of, but a band so uniquely fresh and talented, that it makes you face palm yourself in shame. Full story

One Woman's First Hand Account of Receiving the Rookie Yearbook in the Mail

Here is a full account of the range of emotions I felt upon receiving the Rookie Yearbook in the mail - complete with on-site interviews from by-standers. Full story

Sometimes You Feel Like a Peen, Sometimes You Don't

Because we have now officially entered fall, the season in which my slut clock points to high noon, here is a run down of the top five peens I'd touch with my bare hands in a sensual way. Full story

We Saw This: Austra

I found myself smiling wildly, doing various dances with my knees, neck, and shoulders, and just generally having the time of my life while they performed. Full story

Every Way a Fart Has Affected My Life

I started replaying in my mind all the different times that my life has been affected by a fart, and there are actually quite a few. Here, have a seat on my lap and I'll tell you all about them. Full story

Teaching Debbie Harry About Bath Salts

Was Fucking Amazing

I recently had the pleasure of interviewing Debbie Harry. Somehow, I also ended up accidentally teaching her about bath salts. Sorry to burst your bubble, Debbie. You were going to find out sooner or later. Full story

Play for Pizza - Why Old Flame Records Is the Best

Life lesson: you can beg for free pizza on Twitter, and it will get sent to you, but it only works if you're a super cool music journalist with questionable morals and ethics. Full story

We Saw This: Madonna

Some people have negative things to say about Madonna, but when faced with that information, it's important to keep in mind that some people are also very stupid. Full story

We Had a Convo Date with Kreayshawn and a Taxidermied Bear

We interviewed Kreayshawn about her new album, the definition of lean, and pretty much just tried to get her to talk to us for as long as possible. Full story

VICE Meets

Debbie Harry

VICE Music Editor Kelly McClure spends an afternoon with 70s punk icon Debbie Harry, who's still incredibly hot. During their hang out session at the Bowery Hotel, they talk about what it's like to be Debbie Harry, getting mistaken for Lindsay Lohan, and Blondie's upcoming tour w… Full story