Articles by Lisa Carver
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Sux by Suxwest: Suck Me Heavy, Heavy Metal
Everyone complains about SXSW, how bloated it is. You don't have to go. You can do anything. You don't have to go do some stupid, expensive thing. The organizer of Sux by Suxwest for three years now, Johnathan Cash, all he did was say yes. No matter what someone wanted to do or say, he said OK. Full story
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Hollaback and the War Against Street Harassment
Despite the insistence that cat calling is a form of flattery, it’s actually sexual harassment and most women wish it would stop. Emily May is the Executive Director of Hollaback!, an organization working to fight street harassment. Hollaback! educates the public about street har… Full story
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The Right to Die Is the Right to Live
Wolf the Artist and His Struggle to Survive as He Pleases
One month before his 18th birthday, my son Wolf was thrilled to receive invitations from galleries in Melbourne and New York City to exhibit his paintings. The bad news is that the showings are scheduled for the summer of 2013. Wolf may not be alive then. Full story
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What Kids Say - Would You Rather? (Dark Version)
This used to be my favorite parlor game to play to try to out-torture other adults on poker night. Now I'm playing it with kids, and I started off by asking if they'd rather kill one person or cut off the arms of 35. Fun times! Full story
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What Kids Say - Would You Rather?
Would You Rather was my favorite parlor game where we’d to try to out-torture each other on Poker Night. It’s a Sophie’s Choice. You had to pick one. The worst I ever got is someone made me choose Would I Rather have sex with Michael Jackson or my father. I had to modify it for t… Full story
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What Kids Say About Souls
"Mine looks sort of like me—my size and shape—but blue and clear and it smells like radishes." Full story
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What Kids Say About Death
"I would like to die in the most badass way possible: fighting a shark with my fists and drowning at the same time." Full story
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What Kids Say About Favorite Things
"The best thing about my favorite things is aliens, so that they might come and blow up the school." Full story
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What Kids Say About Regrets
"I did evil things, but I didn’t learn anything, and I don’t regret them." Full story
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What Kids Say About Money
"I have my fallback plan of being a mime-slash-prostitute." Full story
Deportee Purgatory
Welcome to Tijuana’s El Bordo
'Leviathan,' I Love You
James Franco at the Movies
Juggalos Are OK, Cupid
Don’t Be a Tumblr Asshole
Get Rich or High Trying
The Coming Age of Corporate Cannabis
Triple Hate - Part 1
The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council
Rave and Hardcore YouTube Comments
They Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity