Articles by Lisa Carver
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What Kids Say - When War Is Good
"The concept of war used to irk me, but now I think of it as population control." Full story
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What Kids Say Was the Happiest Moment of Their Lives
"When I realize Hitler or anyone else I hate is dead, those are all my happiest moments." Full story
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What Kids Say Should Happen to Murderers
Adults have been running things for forever, and look at what a good job we've done with ending war, domestic violence, and world humorlessness. Why not give kids a have at it? Full story
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Honk Honk Honk
Vroom Vroom!
My first car was a 1996 Geo Metro LSi. Then came the 2000 Ford Focus SE. I picked them because Consumer Reports told me to. Full story
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HELP LISA CARVER SOLVE AN INTERNET CRIME
Lisa Carver has a question for all of you that involves the gunned… Full story -
Man Fight
Men Fighting Men
Backstage, a grizzled older man is standing on a foldout table saying, "Listen up, here are the rules!" The young, sweatsuited fighters look up politely from their massages and hand-taping. Full story
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Weather and Sleep
Two Perfect Obsessions
Those of you old enough to remember the 80s know that it was the decade in which everyone suddenly realized they were bisexual. In the 90s, we diagnosed ourselves as bipolar and prescribed ourselves cocaine. Full story
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BLACK COMEDY IS SOME PRETTY BLACK COMEDY
I'm not racist. It's just by chance and not by desire I've never had a best friend or boyfriend who was anything other than white and that I've never been in a room where I was racially outnumber… Full story
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JACKIE AND MILES ARE YOUNG AND IDEALISTIC
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First They Came for the Ceos
Lisa Carver is the creator of Rollerderby, which, according to a poll we just conducted of the Vice editorial staff, remains to this day the single greatest zine ever made. Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park 
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race 
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor 
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore 
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers 
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening 
