The Smelly, Decaying World of Polly Morgan

Have you ever stuffed a parrot who died shitting itself? It's not great. Full story

Photos from Parties You Weren't Invited To

David Armstrong used to hang out with New York's downtown famous before AIDS came and ruined everything. Full story

Jonnie Craig Will Kick You in the Head with His Energy Legs

If you don't buy his book of photos of skaters pissing themselves. Full story

Real-life Stories

Bananas in Pajamas Scare the Shit Out of Me

Interviews with bananaphobics. Full story

Only Real Is My New Sonic Crush

And he's from London, which is weird, because most music from London sucks right now. Full story

The Wonky, Nude World of Daragh Hughes

Modern art still sucks. Full story

Swedish Student Initiation Rituals Are No Big Deal

Making friends through collective public humiliation. Full story

The Eyemazing World of Charlie Roberts

Look at that gnome humping that tree trunk; look at that axe; I'm eating crisps; I'm surfing; me in sneakers; look at that gnome screaming; it's a gun; it's a rifle; it's a man shot dead. Full story

Shoes Make the Man

Igor Dewe Cobbles Together Footwear out of All Kinds of Shit

Igor Dewe is just the sort of jollification injection the pouty, dour-faced fashion industry needs: a hairy 21-year-old French guy who gained notoriety by dressing in rainbow-tie-dyed Lycra shorts. Full story

Fashion Issue Extra: Igor Dewe's Videos Are as Crazy as His Shoes

It takes a special kind of Frenchman to run a juicer with his crotch. Full story