Articles by Ron Hemphill

Ron Hemphill

Your Life Advisor

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Hey Ron – Is It Too Late to Get a Beach Body?

Yes, you are way too late. It’s the end of June, you idiot. Full story

2012 Jun 22 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - What Should I Get My Dad for Father's Day?

Considering all the money I’ve sunk into being a dad, it wouldn’t be too much if my daughter rolled up to my crib on Father’s Day with a brand new Ferrari. Full story

2012 Jun 15 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - When Should I Get Pregnant?

A better way to phrase this question is, "When is the right time to obliterate my youth?" Full story

2012 Jun 1 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - Am I Watching Too Much Porn?

There are probably a few people at VICE with sticky keyboards. Those are the co-workers I won't shake hands with. Full story

2012 May 25 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - How Much Should I Drink After Graduation?

I know a few things about overindulgence from first-hand experience. One time I literally parked on top of a fire hydrant. Full story

2012 May 18 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - Should I Move in with My Deadbeat Boyfriend?

Keep that knucklehead out of your house and be like me—independent, free, and maintaining an exemplary credit score. Full story

2012 May 11 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to My Girl if Her Coochie Stinks?

Before you go around pointing the finger at people, you need to look in the mirror and get a nostril full of the scents emanating from your own crotch. It may not be good. Full story

2012 May 4 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! Reloaded

Your favorite life coach Ron is back with a whole new outlook on life and he's ready to share it with all you hopeless hapless scumbags. Full story

2012 Apr 27 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - What Should I Say to a Cop?

Ron gives you some choice tips on how to interact with the po-pos so you don't have to worry about not dropping the soap. Full story

2012 Apr 27 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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Hey Ron! - Don't Ass Bet

If you bet and lose, you have to either pay it up or get kicked in the butt. Full story

2012 Feb 10 Ron Hemphill Stuff

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