Spice Up Your Marriage

All couples find themselves in a rut every now and then. It's easy to take your spouse for granted, fall into a routine, and wind up neglecting the one you love. Full story

The VICE Guide to Not Being in a Band

It's been nearly three decades since the Big Boys commanded, "Now go start your own band!" For the most part, everyone has complied. There are more bands now than ever before, clogging nightclubs, burning millions of unwanted CDs, straining the nation's broadband infrastructure. Full story

Letter From The Guest Editor

Here's some advice for anyone pondering guest-editing the Anti-Music Issue of a magazine in the future: Don't tell anyone else what you're doing. It'll just complicate things. Full story

The Corpse

Home Cryonics in the Smirk Age

Of the many rumors surrounding Bredo Morstoel, here is the most endearing: He arranged his deathbed pillows into a secret signal for his grandson. Full story

Glenn Danzig

Most performers have to span a gap between their public image and their private life, but Glenn Danzig has to jump between two distinct public versions of himself. Think of the disconnect between the cheesy camp of his Mother video and the lurid power of the song itself. Full story

Modern-day Fashion Bum-outs

Today’s Trends Are Tomorrow’s Giggles

Ah, the past. Could the preceding eons of humanity have ever imagined how much comedy they would provide for the present? Especially in the realm of fashion? Full story

“Dude, No”

By Sam McPheeters

In 11 years as a bounty hunter, Keith had never learned how to pick a lock. He had kicked through his share of doors, but only the hollow cores that guarded the bathrooms and closets his fugitives scurried into, like sick pets. Full story

The Dessert Psycho

Punk Drummer Transforms Into World-Class Chef With Alarming Swiftness

I’ve worked in just enough restaurants to recognize an abnormally large pastry station when I see one. It was January, and I was standing in the kitchen below Del Posto, one of New York’s most prestigious restaurants. Full story

When Men Were Awesome

Visiting George Washington’s House With Joe Preston

This May I finally visited Mount Vernon, plantation home of America's first president, George Washington. Joe Preston escorted me. By this point, the burly bearded bassist (Earth, High on Fire, Melvins, Thrones) had joined me on three and a half tours. Full story

Disneyland After Dark

By Sam McPheeters

Last week I chaperoned a graduating high school class of 2009 to Grad Nite, an exclusive all-night party at Disneyland. Full story