Articles by Sophie Saint Thomas
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - SSRI Sex, Edibles, and DRGN King
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie tells us of the woes of sexing and SSRI-ing, and warns of eating "edibles" from strangers. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - In-Home HIV Tests, Oxycodone, and the Last Bison
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie teaches us how to test for HIV in the comfort of our own homes. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
Vagina Eating, Ambien, and Renny Wilson
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks up the benefits of eating vagina when you have a vagina, and shares her first Ambien experience. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
Handjobs, Natural Stress Solutions, and Dumbo Gets Mad
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie reminds us all of the kindness behind the sympathy handjob, and goes over some natural stress remedies that aren't pot. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll - Gang Bangs and Quaaludes
There are more types of group sex than strands of herpes on the Rolling Stones' tour bus: threesomes, orgies, swinging, even god-damn circle jerks. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
Knife Play, DMT, and The Trail of Dead
The trick is to embrace your darkness rather than try and snuff it, or else it might bubble up and you'll find yourself etching the word "ALONE" into your thigh with a kitchen knife at 3AM after too much absinthe. Full story
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will.i.am Might Save the Planet with Old Coke Bottles
Some people hate on will.i.am, but he is on some next level shit. Just look at the new sustainable clothing line that he has launched with Coke called EKOCYCLE. The dude is making gear out of pop bottles! Young Jeezy can't do that. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
Dildos, Benzos, and Astral Folk Pop
I've seen the Eiffel Tower at night, and I tell you, it's not as beautiful as a tattooed Asian chick wielding a giant dildo. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
Monogamy, Boliviana Negra, and Child Actor (the Band)
In this installment of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll, Sophie talks about unique takes on monogamy and bi-sexuality, Boliviana negra, and the band Child Actor. Full story
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N' Roll
Semen Allergies, Xanax, and Date Rape
Having diarrhea in front of your partner is a big step in the relationship. I'd say it should come after you stop using condoms, but before you say l love you. Full story
Thought and Memory
New Fiction by Ed Park
Malaysian Neo-Nazis
Fighting for a Pure Malay Race
The Strongest Dwarf in New Jersey
Remembering My Tormentor
Gay Men and Their Misogyny Problem
It's Not Cute Anymore
Snooping Around Nicolas Cage's House
So Many Bummers
Saudi Arabia's Feminist Revolution
It's Not Happening