I was trying to sleep, but my dumb boyfriend kept waking me up to tell me that he had made coffee. For whatever reason, the idiot couldn't comprehend that I only wake up to party.
The biggest comic news of the last month has doubtlessly been that Shia Labeouf ripped off a movie he made called HowardCantor.com from a Dan Clowes comic called Justin M. Damiano. I'm surprised that more people don't recognize what Shia did as an
Leslie Stein has developed a following for her autobiographical comic book series Eye of the Majestic Creature, published by Fantagraphics Books. In this week's Sunday comic, Leslie continues her autobiographical experiment, writing about everyone'…
Pecan Sandy was the cutest girl in town. She drank camomile tea, hung out with a teddy bear, and everyone loved her—at least, until she burnt her house down.
On February 5, the new Ms. Marvel series will hit the newsstands, with Kamala Khan as the leading gal. She isn't sexed up—we mean not in the typical comic-book sense as her boobs are not bigger than her head, but she is totally badass and ready to "take o…
I was drunk on malt liquor when I smoked my first hit of marijuana. I went bananas and nearly jumped seven stories out of my Upper West Side apartment window.
Minus forest fires and poachers, bears are living the life. They sit, drink, and shit all day long. One day, Francis Bear was lounging on his roof, having a lazy afternoon, when his friend came over with beers and snacks. It was a perfect lazy day until F…
Trying to rank creative works in order of goodness is sort of vulgar and stupid, but anyway, here we go.
Andy flies in helicopters, steals people's cars at gunpoint, and shoots cops while wearing a collared shirt.
He is an all American con artist and badass, and this is the story of how he took over an entire city and then got beat up by a hooker after he
Jordan Speers's comic strip is all about death and flushing yourself down the toilet. Enjoy!
When I decided to become a drug dealer, I thought I would become cool. I imagined I would cruise around New York City and my alias would be Charles Bukowski. Instead, my boss made me use a beeper and decided my new name was Mark.
We were driving through the desert in the middle of the night when we got stopped at a police checkpoint. They said we had been "flagged for narcotics" and I had a bunch of weed in my bag, so... fuuuuck.
Psst! Hey, pal, c'mere here a sec!
I was always conscious of my size, so losing weight felt like cutting a tether. After ten years of being overweight, I was free to move through space again, but I struggled to redefine my self-image.
One day, GG Allin took his son to the park. They started tossing some shit around, and, well, things got really messy when shit hit someone in the face.
My name is Nick Gazin, and I write about comics, art, books, nerd stuff, paper, and anything related to fan communities I find meaningful. Mostly, I review comics. Here are some comic reviews.
A tiny robot traveled across the galaxy searching for life or vegetation. He flew across the abyss trying to accomplish his mission, but instead discovered that space is very different than he expected.
This is the tragic story of Fashion Cat, a beautiful feline who became a millionaire and went straight from catnip to smoking crack in pet cemeteries.
Come one, come all to the Torture Castle! It's exactly like a carnival ride, except it's free and serves death instead of cotton candy.
Raymond, you need to talk to your son Geoffrey. He won't stop shitting in his pants.
One night, a customer stops by Blobby's house to buy weed. He invites Blobby to come with him to a cult meeting. The cult leader thinks he will kill Blobby, but Blobby has other plans.
After a girl accidentally eats poison, a cat appears and tells her he will give her the antidote... if she kills President Mitt Romney.
In the middle of the woods is a tree that bleeds. If you kill the tree and drink its blood, you get very high. And as you've probably already guessed, the kids are getting very high off the tree's blood these days.
You know that kid who wanted to be cool so badly he fell for bullies' pranks on the playground? That geeky kid who is on every Sunday morning cartoon? This is a story about that kid.